We put tiny dicks on fancy things

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We think we're onto something...

We’ve all been there… you’re at a do or a dinner, everyone polite, on their best behaviour, keeping their cards close. If only the situation would just… open up.

If only someone or some…thing could set the tone and cut through the small talk.

You wait. Patient. Like a tiger.

 Someone does a double take. Are those… dicks on your bowtie?

Yes. Yes they are.

Enjoy the laugh, enjoy the moment, and pass it on. 

As (definitely not) seen on Dragons Den

... or anywhere else for that matter. How do you imagine that meeting going? "Oh you want money for dicks on bowties do you?"

This is a grass roots disarm-them-with-silliness operation. What we're betting on is there are enough people out there who like a laugh and good company that they sell themselves. At least, that's what we tell ourselves and we're sticking to it.

The signature Ballsy

This is where it all started. When we were just three mates that wanted nothing more than to bring smiles to faces. There's truly nothing like the look on someone's face when they realise they've been looking at plums the whole time.

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